Elephant Gun

Jurassic Park, Star Wars, Metal Gear Solid, Doctor Who, whistling, music, drawing, painting, being outside, tea, dark chocolate, climbing trees, being inside, beards, moustaches, Monty Python, IT crowd, longboarding, tattoos, piercings napping, wearing glasses, fashion, cryptozoology, taxidermy, the devils, the gods, H.P. Lovecraft, the 90's, folklore, the smell of grass, the sting from peroxide in a cut, cephalopods, zoology
...That's a start

Ask me, i'll tell you.

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Love,
Drew

I just watched about a dozen videos on latte art.
I’m kind of jazzed to go back to work.

summersmilewinterskin:

mehitskevin:

this is so important

Oh. Ok.

It’s magic. Pure magic

(Source: you-and-me-divine)

extra-vertebrae:

And here is Iggy! From wandering doorstop to massive crocodilian piranha. Iggy is the tallest and heaviest of the seven Koopas. Assuming big Mario is 5’5”, Iggy would be approx. 14’5”, and Ludwig approx. 12’0”. Iggy and Ludwig generally don’t see eye-to-eye. Iggy knows Ludwig better than Ludwig does himself; on the other hand, Ludwig hardly knows or understands his younger brother. The imbalance deeply disturbs Ludwig for many reasons.

Have a zoom of his beautiful face:

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What a lady killer.

extra-vertebrae:

Leaving you lot with this before blasting back off into the void to get back to commissions and studies. Ludwig, from tiny football to giant, toothy flower. Lighting’s a little all over the place. Iggy, Larry, and Lemmy will be next probably.

Ludwig still practices music in BTWP, but it’s something he abandons later once he starts to “hear” things. Wearing spiked cuffs is a statement of loyalty towards the Bowser Clan. Larry removes his whenever he travels outside the immediate clan grounds.

And with that I’m outta here for the next few weeks. In the meantime, ask me stuff about this nerdy project, and when I come back I’ll answer them with *art* and walls of text, because I know you all love walls of text. I’ll also answer everything else that is in my inbox that I’ve not been able to get to just yet.

Cheers!

parkingstrange:

xoheart-on-her-sleeve:

sassy-satan666:

unmutekurloz:

raspberryskittles:

dion-thesocialist:

isn’t there a part of the bible where god gets mad at a fig tree for not having any figs on it and curses the fig tree?

yeah there legit is that’s 100% true

Yes.

Oh my god

last time we reblogged this we got anon hate from the christian community. You guys really are passionate about your figs.

c1u:

reblog if you are into bondage or if you like french fries

(Source: reheating)

poboh:

Wind in the Rigging, Montague Dawson. (1895 - 1973)

evanescent-fallen-angel:

katzmatt:

seeyainanotherlife:

cassandrugs:

tseecka:

samandriel:

dajo42:

“Can I touch your butt” in Elvish.

This is so useful

No, this is not “Can I touch your butt” in Elvish. This is “Can I touch your butt?” in English, transcribed using the letters of the Elvish alphabet. There is a difference. 

In Elvish, the letters of the alphabet correspond to sounds, not to words. The above text spells it out using one symbol to represent one letter of the original English, which is incorrect:

  • c-a-n  i  t-o-u-c-h  y-o-u-r  b-u-t-t

If you really want to spell out an English phrase using the Elvish alphabet, you would do so phonetically, which would basically equate to one symbol per phoneme (sound):

  • c-a-n  a-i  t-u-ch  y-o-r  b-u-t

If you actually wanted to write “Can I touch your butt?” in Elvish, one (very rough) translation would be:

  • Annog nin daf pladan tele ci?

Which, in Sindarin Elvish, roughly translates to, “Would you give me permission to touch your rear?”

Written in tengwar (the Elvish alphabet), it would look like this:

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Sorry for the blurry quality.

damn, the lotr fandom doesnt fuck around

wow

not to mention LOOK HOW POLITE THIS WAS 

LIKE GOOD LORD 

OLDEST FANDOMS REALLY ARE POLITEST 

Proud of my fellow lotr members.

(Source: dajo42)

mrbonkurei:

mistahgrundy:

alice-the-alien:

"Konnichiwa Clarice-chan."

this might be my favorite gif

the sheer amount of editing they had to do for this picture blows my skull

(Source: courgegirl-messed-up)

"The Last Snack" photo cred Brad Kingett

The Philadelphia Beard and Mustache a club submitted this photo for a calendar. All the proceeds will go to a charity

gnarly:

*snapchats and texts the same person at the same time*

levanna:

thedapperproject:

Photographer Mattias Klum from National Geographic

Dead.

(Source: hopeful-melancholy)

katewillaert:

Dracula Retold: From Gothic Horror To Tragic Hero

Did you know Bela Lugosi’s Dracula didn’t have fangs?

Have you ever wondered where that recurring reincarnation/romance subplot came from that wasn’t in the book?

An infographic designed for HalloweenCostumes.com, written by Jimm McShane.

(View the full version here.)

ex0skeletal:

Pro Tip: Instead of having feelings, try being dead inside. Everything is still horrible but you will not care at all.