Elephant Gun

Cats, Pizza, Black Metal, Coffee, Beer

musicalhell:

caramelmachete:

chocolateharmonyperson:

pulkadot:

I never get tired of this video. His little legs galloping… gah, so cute!

Have you seen this cuteness?

It’s a pacifier! He’s stolen a baby’s binky and he’s so excited. Adorable.

Feeling sad? Have a mighty hunter.

(Source: a-new-chapter-a-new-beginning)

madelinehmcgrane:

What’s better than a vampire? What’s better than a horse. A Vampire Horse, of course. I made this comic a few months ago.

bruhita:

you wet idiot

(Source: keanuital)

peabug:

OOF! OOF! how does FIFTEEN POINTS of DAMAGE TASTE?!

occultlucidity:

The Tree of Death: According to Israel Regardie, the qlipothic tree consists of 10 spheres in opposition to the sephiroth on the Tree of Life. These are also referred to as the “evil twins”. They are also the “Evil Demons of Matter and the Shells of the Dead.” - Wikipedia

verygayandverytired:

ramenfuneral:

oppa-homeless-style:

pettankochan:

pettankochan:

Damn, look how ripe these soda’s are. Almost ready for peeling.

oof….

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Now this is perfection. nice and juicy 

call that a freshlight

nothing like deep dicking an ice cold frussy

learning how to read was the biggest mistake of my life

(Source: komyu-shou)

gayscreechingnoises:

asexualconnor:

Gonna have myself a delicious chocolate croissant.

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But I better heat it up first. Much yummier that way.

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hey one question what the fuck?

(Source: theheroheart)

The NÖKKEN

nephillim-poop:

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(From Germanic Folklore)

A shapeshifting male water spirit whom often turns into a beautiful white horse to lure victims to the water and drown them. The Nokken is known to be the best musician in the world and uses this to lure young women to him. When given an offering, he may tune your fiddle so that you may make more beautiful music than he. He is especially protective of his water lily garden and if someone is to pluck from that garden a single lily… he will take them down into the depths to a watery grave. 

The Nokkens appearance is that of a dead man with glowing yellow eyes. He is covered in mud and vines from water plants and his mouth is filled with teeth like a sharks.

There is a way that you can protect yourself from this individual… it is by spitting and then throwing a steel needle or cross into the water, and if you speak its name then the Nøkken will die. This following charm is for protection. 

“Nøkken! Nøkken! needle in water. Virgin Mary tossed steel into the water! You are sinking I am floating!



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sturwurstrash:

sashayed:

ah yes. han solo. han solo, so suave

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so cool under pressure

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so calm in a crisis

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great at handling difficult situations, for example, can get his own gloves off WHILE talking to a cute girl AT the same time no problem thanks for asking

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so great at witty comebacks

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definitely has slept with MANY a lady because, again, Han Solo is a cool guy, and not a grumpy hermit who, were he a person in the world, would spend all his weekends alone in his apartment with his phone turned off watching Ice Road Truckers

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definitely not a weirdo with a shitty haircut who talks to his car

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no. mister cool guy. always looks so cool. so cool in a fight

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so cool. never panics about everything all the time constantly.

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people trust him cause he’s got that cool guy charisma

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always knows what he’s doing. han solo. an expert.

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in conclusion: han solo, a cool space scoundrel, not a nerd. maybe you’re the nerd around here. hmm. looks like it. check and mate

THIS POST IS THE GREATEST!!!!

setheverman:

babyanimalgifs:

why is my pencil talking

why is your cat full of star wars sound effects

filmeditors:

gabrieldreyfuss:

Creepy: This Guy Has No Nostalgia For The Movie ‘Holes’

this is better than an entire season of american horror story

hobbit-habbit:

New Mood

Jared Keeso holding dogs while looking stoic.

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